I don't know what you have to do to get into hell, but if I'm going, I fully expect to see the Rev. Jerry Falwell down there. He'll be putting his broadcasting skills to use hosting "The View" along with Sen. Joseph McCarthy, Joe Pine and Mr. Burns. Falwell knows what to expect when he meets Satan -- who he said "must be, of necessity, a Jewish male." The DVD blog is taking up a collection to send Jerry this care package of DVDs about the Dark Prince. Make the checks out to me.
Rosemary's Baby
-- The demonic one gets a romp in the sack with Mia Farrow; her creepy husband gets success in a Broadway play. This is how most showbiz deals work. Roman Polanski directs the 1968 classic.
Devil's Advocate
-- The dark lord (Al Pacino, who else) comingles with lawyers, his earthly tribe of demons and pitchfork humpers. Keanu Reeves is on the case. No doubt the Rev. Falwell will be filing some documents on the way down.
Constantine
-- Keanu Reeves again, proving that the road to hell runs through L.A. The movie has its ups and downs, but the HD DVD delivers the film's vision of hell most righteously.
Prince Of Darkness
-- Scientists and satanists get cozy in this John Carpenter toss-off. Perhaps the topic of evolutionary creationism came up.
The Devil's Rain
-- They brought in the real-life leader of the church of Satan as an adviser on this production. Numerous creepy things happened on location, according to the PR disciple. Ernest Borgnine plays Satan as an old muppet goat, a tour de force.
"The Witches of Eastwick"
-- Jack Nicholson in the role he was born to play: just your average horny little Devil. No wonder, the witches are major babes. The Moral Majority wasn't amused.
MIA: Ingmar Bergman's "The Devil's Eye." Alas.
I don't know what you have to do to get into hell, but if I'm going, I fully expect to see the Rev. Jerry Falwell down there. He'll be putting his broadcasting skills to use hosting "The View" along with Sen. Joseph McCarthy, Joe Pine and Mr. Burns. Falwell knows what to expect when he meets Satan -- who he said "must be, of necessity, a Jewish male." The DVD blog is taking up a collection to send Jerry this care package of DVDs about the Dark Prince. Make the checks out to me.
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